I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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