Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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