K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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