I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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