I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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