I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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