1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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