Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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