Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
how drunk are you?
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