Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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