Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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