is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
