Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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