She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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