Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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