these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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