If that was your dad, he is hot
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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