If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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