he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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