As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
my liver is dry heaving
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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