Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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