as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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