I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I got chris browned last night
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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