yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Do plants get herpes?
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