That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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