Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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