Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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