your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
