That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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