My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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