I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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