I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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