HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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