i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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