Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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