at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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