I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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