If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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