is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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