why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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