he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
only you would photoshop your dick
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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