I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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