have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we're making bets on your personal life
Less talking, more tequila
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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