Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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