her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
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