I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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