brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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