I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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