i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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