HIV tests are more positive than that guy
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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